Random Conversation: Inventing Cows

Noah: I'm glad cows were invented, or we would never have milk.
Nat: You're wrong. What about goat milk? Sheep?
Noah: Oh yeah. But really, who would put goat milk in cereal? Gross.
Dad: Right. By the way, who invented cows anyway?
Nat: G-d, of course.
Noah: Who invented G-d?
Dad: Interesting question there.
Noah: Who invented G-d's grandmother also?

Random Conversation on line @ Jim's Steaks on South Street

Him: Hey look, it's one of those new one dollar coins. [shows to Her]
Her: Where'd you get that?
Him: In some change earlier. I didn't realize it was a dollar at first.
Her: That's Zachary Taylor. I didn't realize they were finished with the quarters. I think I still need a few of them.
Him: I thought the dollar coins all had Susan B. Anthony on them.
Her: I thought so too, but that's a president. They must be doing something with these too.
Him: Yeah. [looks over coin and hands it to her for inspection]
Her: I'm pretty sure he wasn't the first president, but he was right up there, one of the first few at least.