Teaching Family Life, pt 3

This posting comes with a content warning.You should also read the previous 2 postings before this one.
Today was a mild twin day. I knew the twin questions would eventually show up-- they usually do -- but I wasn't so ready for some of the other questions or comments.
Here's today's installment:
Girls

1. Do moms when they are pregnant have to rest a lot?
2. Is it true that when the baby is coming out that it sucks it's thumb?
3. Do all babies cry when they come out?
4. Which is better, cesarean or natural child birth?
5. Is it possible that you can be 80lbs when you're a baby?
6. How does your water break?
7. What would be the signal that you are having a baby?
8. What part is the labor?
9. What does peer pressure really mean?
10. Why does the baby come out crying?
11. How does the space where the baby comes out close when the baby comes out?
12. Did you show what you showed to us to the boys?
13. What does a mid-wife do?
14. What if the baby is too big and it can't circle around the placenta?
15. What if a pregnant woman falls , does the baby die or get hurt?
16. What causes stretch marks?
17. Can you have a period when you are pregnant?
18. if you have a belly piercing and you get pregnant, does the belly piercing pop off? Also, HI!
19. Can you decide when the baby is born?
20. Does the baby drown in the water that's in the stomach?
21. What if you were having twins? Would there be enough room?
22. How do babies survive the water conditions in the stomach?
23. Why does pregnancy have weird side effects like throwing up?
24. Can you go to the pool while you're pregnant?
25. Ms. ***, your clothes are nice.
26. Does a baby ever get stuck inside you?
27. So, your parents have to have sex to have their own child. (you can almost hear this person saying, "hmmmm," or "ewwww.")
28. Is it easy to give birth in water?
29. If you have 5 kids at the same time, are they going to become smaller or does your stomach just stretch that far?
30. If you have no breasts to feed your baby, do you just get bottle fed?
31. If the baby is inside and not had its first breath, how come it is still alive?
32. Is the baby coming out were women pee, or from the stomach?
33. Hi Ms. ***, I love your outfit. Mostly your earrings and the necklace. Your matching with gold. You look like a teenager today.
34. When you give birth, is your tummy still big?

Boys

1. Do balls pop?
2. Is a penis like a breast because it has milk?
3. Does your milk become strawberry milk if you eat too much strawberries?
4. If you're freezing, would the milk be frozen?
5. Where does milk come from?
6. Does the vagina grow when the baby comes out?
7. If the mom does gymnastics, will that help the baby?
8. Can your baby drown if you drink too much water?
9. Can your egg break?
10. What if two sperms get to the egg at the same time?
11. How many things do you have in your penis? (I think he was referring to the diagram with lines to different parts)
12. How do you get blood in to your penis?
13. How does your penis turn hard?
14. Do you have to pee out the sperm into the woman?
15. How is pee formed?
16. Do balls have colors?
17. What are testis?
18. Why do people get acne in puberty?
19. What happens with triplets?
20. When is the penis big?
21. For how long do you get pimples?
22. If you have twins, will they be smaller than 1 baby?
23. If a girl is born, does she come with eggs?
24. Do male seahorses give birth?
25. What happens if the baby is fat?
26. What if the baby inside kicks or punches the stomach -- does it hurt?
27. Does the baby do number 2 or 1 in the mother?
28. Where does the milk come from if you are breastfeeding?
29. Is it possible for a 7 year old to have a period?
30. What happens if you just leave the baby in the belly?
31. What if you do not know you're pregnant and you drink, is that your fault?
32. Why do pregnant ladies go to the bathroom a lot?
33. What if the mom has body problems or mental problems, with it effect the baby?
34. How do children get conjoined? By the way, nice shirt.
35. Can a boy and a girl be a twin?
36. How does a baby fit through a small whole when babies are pretty big?
37. When your baby is a kid [read older] and does your breasts still make milk?
38. Because there are two tubes, does it matter if one tube put the egg? Will one tube be a boy or a girl?
39. When you have a baby, do you still have a period?
40. How does a woman get milk in her breasts?
41. How do you get twins?
42. If there were twins, would they be in the same place?
43. If there are twins, will one egg go through one of the tubes and the other egg go through the other tube?
44. Does the woman use the other tube on the right? If so, what is it used for?
45. How does the baby come out? Does it come out the vagina?
46. How can the mom push the baby at 5 pounds and the size of a watermelon?
47. Is it normal when a mom is pregnant that she will get weird food cravings?
48. Does chocolate milk come out if you eat too much chocolate?

Oh boy! That's a lot of questions. It is amazing to see what they think about after seeing this material. I am also glad that I can answer some of these questions to clear up any misconceptions (pardon the pun). Some of the questions are great and you can see them trying to make sense out of it all. Some of the questions are just bizarro!